Sunday, April 5, 2009

"Brauchst du etwas zu rauchen?"

When I get bored, I tend to prioritize the useless things I "have to do" over the important things I have to do. For example: Facebook moves high up the list on things I "have to do," even overtaking my essay research. I don't know why, but it appears that free time creates this useless mind-set within me.

I've been back from England for a week and a day, and I'll be damned if I've done anything but jog alot, and buy a book. Oh, I went out to brunch today at this famous Freiburg brunch house.

That's a story in and of itself. After eating brunch happily and leaving, I became light-headed about halfway home. This strange malady led me to take refuge on a park bench for awhile to steady myself. This caused this clean-cut Turkish guy to come a suspiciously long distance from me for a conversation where he asked me in German if I needed anything to smoke. Now, even in my fugue state I knew this was a drug-deal; hell, I am from Vancouver's East Side. This was around 13:00 in broad daylight in a relatively busy park, so I wasn't in any immediate danger, but the cloudiness in my head stopped me from being a smart-ass and I just told him I didn't smoke. Though I was tempted to tell him that I only smoke the finest Afghan heroin laced with Windex.

After a while I felt better, got up, and left to home, where I now feel normal. I guess it was just too much jogging/walking followed by a heavy breakfast, and not enough water.

Thankfully this coming week there's a lot to do (compared to last week) so I wont be as mind-numbingly bored, and might even get this essay done. Well, I should hope so, it's due on Friday.

Tschüss

Friday, March 27, 2009

Grossbritannien

Ah, England. The country I love. Especially London, which I always manage to have a good time in. However my feelings towards London have saddly changed, though not enough that I cease to get excited when I pull into it's chaotic streets.

First of all I am much more aware of them being a police state than I ever was before. Police litter the streets and tube stations, while announcements drone over the PA systems reminding anyone to report suspicious activity, or that they're captured on CCTV. Did you know that Londoners are captured on CCTV an average of 300 times per day? Did you also know you can face jail time for photographing police officers? Did you also know, that being arrested gives the British police the right to take samples of your DNA? For a country that published 1984, they're sure not paying attention. I mean it was a good book, but for other reasons.

However I had a great time hanging out with my friend from Vancouver, Stuart. He was here on business at the same time that I'd be passing through, so it was great to spend two days with him. He's the first friend from Vancouver I've seen in 6 months.

It's now 2:57am and I'm sitting on a "free" computer that only allows "free" access to select sites which don't include anything I visit. Instead they charge £1 a minute, only if you don't have any physical cash like I do, 'cause I'm broke from spending 2 weeks in the UK, you have to spend £3 for 30 minutes, which is pretty hard to use when you only needed to send an e-mail. Then they fill the screen with ads! I don't get it!

Damn! I'm bitching again. I'm just tired, really it was a good trip, though I'm glad to be going back to Freiburg. Normally this is strange after I come from England, I don't want to go back to anywhere but England, however I'm tired and need a recharge. I have 11 minutes and I should be getting back to my friends after leaving to go to the washroom 19 minutes ago...

I should go, I just figured out some stuff I can do on the Internet, that can kill the 9:40 I have left.

Tschuess!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Noch leben

So I'm still alive. I survived Dublin, Glasgow, Edinburgh, and am currently in London. I've slept on a nine-hour bus ride, and overnight at a ferry-terminal. I've been even more lax about posting because of the high-costs of Internet cafes, and the fact that I've been so busy from travelling that I just haven't been updating this blog.

The trip is good. I'm still in love with London, and hope to one day end up here. At the best of times this trip has been amazing, and at the worst of times the trip has been mildly irritating. Not bad, considering it's been 2 weeks on the road. I leave back to Freiburg on the 28th, and, frankly, can't wait. I love it here, but I really need to go home. If home was London, that would work, but home's Freiburg, so even my love for London needs to take a back seat to warm showers without sandals, and a peaceful rest.

Tschuess!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Eine lange Reise

I just wanted to pop by in the 10 minutes I have before I have to leave for the Hauptbahnhof to say that I'm going on a trip! I'm going to Dublin, Belfast, Glasgow, Edinburgh, London, and everywhere between. Hopefully seeing Nottingham and Oxford again. This will be a two week trip, which is sorta nerve-wracking as I've never gone on such a long trip before where I wont have a permanent (or semi-permanent) residence.

Without further ado, I go!

Tschüss!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Schöner Tag

Today was an extraordinarily beautiful day in Der Vaterland. At least in Freiburg. I walked the half hour or so to downtown today wearing only jeans, a t-shirt, and my blazer. I even partook in my favorite activities: record purchasing (not too expensive, mom/dad/Red Cat Records), coffee drinking, and book reading in park. At times I combined the last two.

Everyone and their dog was out today eating ice cream and just hanging around, unsure of what to really do other than eat ice cream and hang around.

I've also come to a decision about my essay... I'm gonna change the goddamned topic! Enough of that 'ship of fools' nonsense, I need a topic I already know something about. This essay is no time to be doing some exploring through the annals of German Literature. This essay's about gettin' 'er done, whatever 'er is. Also, I might try and link my topic up to something else I know about and make comparisons (which is the easiest type of essay). Maybe I can look at various German literary movements as if they were rock 'n roll movements. Hmm...

Regardless, I thought I'd just pop on this blog and let y'all know how pleased I am with this day. Crummy to read about if you're not happy with your day; but that's just too bad.

Tschüss!

Friday, February 27, 2009

Hausarbeit Nervt!

I have an essay to do... Well, two; but one of them is due sooner than the other.

The one I'm stressing on is one I have to write using only German words... 3500 of those words to be exact. It's on the variations on the theme of the fool in German humanism. The fool was used as a satirical device to criticize the church during the 15th-16th centuries, because the fool would often be allowed to speak his mind, and so he makes the perfect character with which to critique something.

P.S. the 'Q' on my computer is stuck.

I'm having the hardest time just trying to break through the ice. Writing in German will be difficult but not impossible. In fact, it'll just take more time than normal. However, I don't even know where to begin. This topic's so goddamn broad. For example, the most famous example of the fool as a satire is 'Das Narrenschiff' or 'Ship of Fools' by Sebastian Brant. This book is written in Middle German and is 112 or 114 (no one seems to agree... They should just count) seperate stories about fools travelling to Narregonia (fool's paradise) in an Odyssey-style adventure. However it's written in MIDDLE GERMAN! Go ahead and try reading something in middle English, and lemme know how that works out for you.

Another form of the Narrenthema (theme of the fool) is used by Erasmus (a famous Dutch scholar and all-round Humanist, that's so popular they named a pan-European university program after him), and Martin Luther when he was about to translate the bible into German.

So throughout all that I have to choose something to talk about for 10 pages (or so). It's strange; it's like I've forgotten how to write a damned essay. The research portion isn't helping out much, though. I have to pour through academic texts, which are stuffy and boring enough in English without having to be in a language I'm just starting to get the hang of.

Alright. I'm gonna go talk to myself out loud a bunch and hope to figure things out.

Tschüss!

P.S. I'm tired, it's late, and spellcheck isn't working on Blogger right now. Why is it that things have stopped working on Firefox?

Monday, February 23, 2009

Fastnacht

This last little while in Freiburg ('bout a month) there's been a celebration called Fastnacht. I don't exactly know the origins of this thing; but I'd say it originated around the 1600s. What it involves is parades, alcohol, and costumes. "Costumes?" You ask. Yes, costumes. "What kind of costumes?" Settle down, I'll tell you.

All sorts! You walk through Freiburg and mostly you'll see people in colorful scaled costumes with those things that make clicking noises when you twirl them. They have masks and colorful maces, and everything. They just walk around like that with none of the self-consciousness that you see sometimes in North America with Hallowe'en. Sure, Hallowe'en is a day you dress up in costumes; but unless you're at a party, there's still some awkwardness about walking around with a costume. That's why we do it at night.

However here, it's as natural as anything, and no one bats an eye. Anyways, like I was saying, colorful scaled costumes reminiscent of court jesters or fools. You'll also see many people with tricorne hats who look like they're straight out of the American Revolution, as well as (get ready for this one) Indians. Not the kind that answer Dell customer service, but American Indians. I saw a parade of them. It was fairly questionable. Needless to say that that shit wont fly in North America.

However, here it's okay and people have a good time with it. They even darken their faces a little.

All in all, I think it's cool. I had a good time just walking around during it. Today was Rosa Montag, which may be the biggest part of the festival. Again, I'm not sure as to the specifics of this tradition. The more I learn about these people called Germans the more I like 'em! It'll definitely be bittersweet going home in September.

In other news: The Polizei!

In North America the Police are pretty serious motherfuckers. They hit you with sticks, tase you to death, and shoot you. Now, I'm sure there's some shooting, and hitting going on here with these green-clad coppers (that's right... Green. They also have a very military-style dress going on as opposed to the nice suit and tie thing our coppers have), what I'm about to describe is more of an attitude thing as opposed to a duty thing.

That last paragraph may have made me look like a cop-hater. I'm not, by any means. I just hate people who abuse power. I realize, fully, that not all police officers (or even a majority of them) do abuse power. It's just that they wield alot of power, and so when one or a few do abuse their power, it's a pretty big deal. It's not like a Tim Horton's employee stealing a penny from everyone's change, or spitting on donuts (pretty gross, though).

Regardless, what was I talking about? Oh yeah, German polizei! The cops here are much more laid back than the cops in North America. For one, I see the police here smile. And not just to their own cop buddies, but to actual civilians. They also have funky hair. I've seen more than one cop with a haircut that wouldn't be allowed in North America at all, such as a bleached fauxhawk. I also see them smoking while on duty. Smoking is a pretty big part of German culture (as evidenced by the smoking ban of 2006 that isn't followed anywhere except on trains), but to have cops smoke in this day and age? It's like seeing a postman with a hip flask.

Speaking of which I bought a hip flask for 9.95€.

Alright, that's enough out of me here. It's good to finally update this thing. Mayhaps I'll do it more often. For now, I'm gonna finish my beer and head on back home to work on this essay due on Sunday.



Tschüß.

P.S. That picture does not want to be formatted properly, for some dumb reason. All apologies.